Everyday Life
I Built My Own App To Water One Plant. I Have Never Been More Self-Reliant.
Fourteen thousand lines, a premium tier and a direct line to my mother. Some call it overengineering. I call it independence.
Everyday Life
Made-up stories about ordinary life. No real news, no real people.
Everyday Life
Study Finds Household AI Agents Will Pay For Themselves By Year 4166, If Nothing Breaks
The average agent took 31 hours to build, saves four seconds a week, and broke on day three.
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Study Finds Group Chats Finally Stable After Removal Of All Friends
Researchers document the permanent institutionalization of almost getting dinner.
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Local Man Three Hours Into Politely Declining Chatbot's Offer To Make Him An Egg Schedule
Hartwell, who asked one question at noon, has been 'all set' roughly forty times since.
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My Eldest Child Will Inherit The Family Email Prompt, Not Permission To Share It
I have a responsibility to leave the next generation something they cannot put in the shared document.
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