Dorsey-Fenwick v1.0 Released With Bride Still Listed As Friend
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Dana Dorsey, 29, and Caleb Fenwick, 31, were married Saturday in Galena, releasing Dorsey-Fenwick v1.0. Full family compatibility will arrive in v1.1.
New features: Shared couch; joint thermostat custody.
Resolved bugs: Groom’s four-year apartment lease.
Known issues: The groom’s mother, Marla Fenwick, 62, of Galena, referred to the bride throughout her toast as “his friend Dana.” A fix is not currently on the roadmap. Expected to persist through at least two Thanksgivings, including the one Dana is hosting.
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