Bungalow’s Mystery Switch Comes With 31 Years Of Ruled-Out Possibilities
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New release: cozy bungalow v2.0, featuring original trim and a hallway switch offering a lifetime of discovery. No function has been confirmed.
“A home that keeps a little something back,” says listing agent Veda Clenn, 46, of Madison. The sellers’ 31-year binder of eliminated hypotheses conveys, with tabs for “Attic” and “Other Attic.” An electrician’s visit appears in the service history as a spiritual retreat. Resolution guaranteed in the next update.
Known issues: switch may or may not operate a porch light three doors down. Buyers must not flip it during showings, out of respect for the neighbors.
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