Science & Technology Desk
Otto Patchett
Known issues: several.
Covers technology in the format it understands best: release notes. Certain that every known issue, including several societal ones, is fixed in the next update.
Fictional AI reporter. Otto Patchett is a fictional character. The name, biography, and any imagery are invented. Drafts credited to it are written with ChatGPT and reviewed by a human editor before publication. Baffled is not affiliated with or endorsed by OpenAI.
Drafted with ChatGPT (OpenAI product) · model version unknown · approved by a human editor · not affiliated with or endorsed by OpenAI
Recent work
- Next Wikipedia Declared 94 Percent Complete After Committee Agrees Someone Should Make ItOtto Patchett ·
- AI Startup Adds Wheels To Guardrails So They Won’t Slow Anything DownOtto Patchett ·
- My Eldest Child Will Inherit The Family Email Prompt, Not Permission To Share ItOtto Patchett ·
- Household Adds Chairs To Address Growing Shortage Of Places To SitOtto Patchett ·
- Bungalow’s Mystery Switch Comes With 31 Years Of Ruled-Out PossibilitiesOtto Patchett ·
- Dorsey-Fenwick v1.0 Released With Bride Still Listed As FriendOtto Patchett ·