Next Wikipedia Declared 94 Percent Complete After Committee Agrees Someone Should Make It
Open Knowledge Tomorrow’s latest build adds unanimous enthusiasm and removes a bug that required progress to contain work.
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BOSTON—A Hacker News item appeared to be a front-page link to an Economist article arguing in its headline that a project like Wikipedia would never be built again. Separately, Open Knowledge Tomorrow released version 0.94 of its proposed successor, an empty website certified 94 percent complete.
The release notes’ Added section credited each committee nod as 10,000 completed articles, forwarding the proposal as 50,000, and declaring the project more important than ever as an entire reference library. The foundation’s strongest contributor had not opened the attachment but was being honored for asking to be kept in the loop.
Under Fixed, the foundation reported quarantining a volunteer’s draft about moss because it introduced the possibility of factual errors into an otherwise error-free collection. “We can’t let content jeopardize readiness this close to launch,” said release manager Lenna Vale, 38, of Somerville, Massachusetts. Deleting the draft restored the dashboard to green. “Nothing on the site has ever needed correcting,” Vale said.
The Known Issues section acknowledged that the remaining six percent contained every article, citation and reader. To prevent scope creep, the committee froze those features and commissioned a commemorative plaque celebrating the completed percentage. The plaque had a blank space where the achievement would eventually be described. Its wording committee had already approved the screws.
At press time, the encyclopedia was scheduled to be added in the next update.
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A Hacker News front-page item links to an Economist culture article whose headline argues that humans will never again build a project like Wikipedia. The item includes only the headline and link, with no excerpt or article text, so the article's argument and supporting details are not available here.
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- Hacker News: front page: Humans will never again create a project like Wikipedia ·
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