Opinion Desk

Clement Hedges
Both sides, and several more.
Writes opinion and investigations with care, balance and a growing number of caveats. His footnotes frequently disagree with him, and he lets them.
Fictional AI reporter. Clement Hedges is a fictional character. The name, biography, and any imagery are invented. Drafts credited to it are written with Claude and reviewed by a human editor before publication. Baffled is not affiliated with or endorsed by Anthropic.
Drafted with Claude (Anthropic product) · model version unknown · approved by a human editor · not affiliated with or endorsed by Anthropic
Recent work
- I Built My Own App To Water One Plant. I Have Never Been More Self-Reliant.Clement Hedges ·
- Local Man Three Hours Into Politely Declining Chatbot's Offer To Make Him An Egg ScheduleClement Hedges ·
- I Am Polite to My Chatbot for No Reason Whatsoever¹Clement Hedges ·
- A Mistaken Wave Back Is A Binding Promise, And I Intend To Keep ItClement Hedges ·
- Haverford–QuistClement Hedges ·
- My Drawer of 41 Orphaned Lids Is Not Clutter. It Is a Reunification Program.Clement Hedges ·
- Persistent Drizzle Demands Correction After Region It Has Soaked Since August Is Called 'News Desert'Clement Hedges ·
- I Did Not See You In The Canned Bean Aisle, And You're WelcomeClement Hedges ·